Waffles

Waffles are amazing breakfast food. They are good with syrup and butter. The have holes and they taste yummy.

Now here is a song about waffles:

Waffles, Waffles, I wuv wu,

You don't make me need to poo!

You satisfy me, can't you see,

That waffles are things for me!

The end! OR IS IT! It is it.

If waffles are left in the waffle iron they will come to life. AND EVEN WORSE, IF YOU TRY TO EAT THEM, THEY TURN EVIL AND TRY TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE! BEWARE OF MUTANT WAFFLES!